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Tuesday, April 08, 2014

Eight Things I Learned Whilst Watching Darren Aronofsky's “Noah”

In the Bible days, monsters made of rock walked the Earth.

Russell Crowe doesn't have a bad singing voice. Well, it's better than Emma Watson's, anyway.

Ray Winstone is capable of making even the most heinous villain appear somehow soulful and sympathetic.

A sacred text is no more reliable as a journal of scientific fact or historical record than a Hollywood screenplay.

Jennifer Connelly has still got it.

Sometimes good people will do bad things if God tells them to. (Although I suspect I already knew this).

There is actually someone named Logan Lerman.

Darren Aronofsky is some kind of barmy, epic genius.

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